Fundamental laws of the universe

• If it's bad, it's possible.
  
• You can find anything you have lost, as long as you are looking for something else.
  
• The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the likelihood of being able to scratch.
  
• The lower your zipper is, the lower your credibility will be.
  
• There is no end to the amount a person can accomplish, as long as it isn't what they're supposed to be doing.
  
• Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
  
• Of all the fundamental forces of the universe, the strongest is the will of a woman.
  
• Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way (Murphy's law).
  
• You can have it cheap, fast or good. Pick two.
  
• All roads lead to McDonald's.
  
• Sometimes the best way to get through is to go around.
  
• As a rule, there will always be an exception.
  
• The quality of the napkins at any given restaurant is inversely proportional to the messiness of the food.
  
• It usually takes at least three socks to make a pair.
  
• The better the shoe fits, the uglier it must be.
  
• Procrastination is the only thing guaranteed to get done.
  
• The probability of being watched is proportional to the stupidity of what you're doing.
  
• Entropy .
  

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